A long term welfare recipient walked into the local welfare office,
marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi, hate drawing welfare.
I would really rather find a job.” The man behind the counter replied,
“Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man
who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You’ll have to ride around in a big black Mercedes, and the suits,
shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job,
meals will be also provided and you’ll also be
required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The
salary package is $200,00 a year.” The man said, “You’re bullshitting me,
man!” The man behind the counter said, “Well, you started it!