Thursday, a mother was walking by her daughters bedroom
and heard a buzzing noise; upon opening the door she saw
her daughter using a vibrator. Mom was aghast and said “What
are you doing?”.The daughter replied, “Mom I’m thirty five
years old and will probably never get married so please just
shut the door. Friday her father heard a buzzing noise in the
daughters bedroom, and on opening the door saw her using the
vibrator. He was rather stunned, but the daughter said “Dad,
I’m thirty five years old, sensual, and will probably never
get married, so please close the door.” On Saturday afternoon
the mother walked into the living room and saw the vibrator
humming on top of the coffee table while her husband was
watching TV. She said, “What the hell are you doing?”
He said, “Watching the ballgame with my son-in-law”.