An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband
was fallilng asleep, but the wife felt romantic and
wanted to talk. She said, “You used to hold my hand when
we were courting.” Wearily, he reached across, held her
hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, “Then you used to kiss me.
Mildly irriated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the
cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she
said, “Then you use to bite my neck.” Angrily, he threw back
the bed covers, got out of bed and stormed out of the room.
“Where are you going?” she asked. “To get my f-ing teeth!”