A woman asked an artist to paint a portrait of her, but
stipulated that the portrait must show her bedecked in
jewels.”What kind will you be wearing?” asked the artist.
“I don’t have any, so just paint lots of different ones
from this,” she said, handing him a Tiffany’s catalog.
“I can certainly do that,” said the bewildered artist,
“but why?!”"If I die and my husband remarries,” she explained,
“I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels.”