Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves
standing before St. Peter. He told them that before
they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him
what Easter was. The first blonde said, “Easter is a
holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks
and eat “turkey.” St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he
banished her to hell. The second blonde said, “Easter
is when we celebrate Jesus’ birth and exchange gifts.”
St.Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her to hell.
The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and
St. Peter said,”  So, tell me.” She said,” Easter is a
Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish
festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast
with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and
the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross
and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a
tomb behind a very large boulder .  St. Peter said,
“Verrrrrry good.” Then the blonde continued, “Now every
year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus  comes out.
If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of
basketball.” St. Peter fainted.