A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man planning to screw him to death on their wedding
night. The courtship and wedding went off without a problem, in spite of
the half-century age difference. On the first night of their honeymoon,
she got undressed and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come
to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to
cover his 12 inch erection, and he was carrying a pair of ear plugs and a
pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, “What are
those for?” The old ma replied, “There are just two things I can’t stand,
the sound of a woman screaming….and the smell of burning rubber!