Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or
Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally
beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas. Between
the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade
especially with countries with cash or cars. Between the ages
of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of its own beauty. Between the ages of 35 - 40
a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been
half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit. Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is
like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by
past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled
but the frigid climate keeps people away. Between the ages of
 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious
and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony
Blair, maybe Blair’s a women really). After 70, they become
Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one
wants to go there. The Geography of a Man Between the ages of
15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.