A woman went into a store to buy her husband pet for his
birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets
were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a
pet, but she didn’t want to spend a fortune.”Well,” said the
clerk, “I have a very large bullfrog. They say it’s been
trained to give blowjobs.”Blowjobs!” the woman gasped.
It hasn’t been proven, but we have sold 30 of them this month
he said.The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and
what if it’s true…no more blowjobs for her! She bought
the frog.When she explained froggy’s ability to her husband,
he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went
to bed happy, hoping she may never need to perform this less
than riveting act again.In the middle of the night, she was
awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making
hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran
downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the
frog reading cookbooks. “What are you two doing at this hour?”
she asked.Her husband replied, “If I can teach this frog to
cook, your ass is gone.