A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped
to shake the preacher’s hand. He said, “Preacher, I’ll
tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!”
The preacher said, “Thank you sir, but I’d rather you
didn’t use that kind of language in the Lord’s House.”
The man said, “I was so damned impressed with that
sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering
plate!” The preacher said, “No shit?”