A newly wed Jamaican fireman came home from work
one day and said to his wife:
Y’know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful system
at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings - we put on we jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we’s ready
to go.From now on, when I says
Bell one’ I want you to strip naked. When I says
Bell two’, you jump on de bed. When I says
Bell tree’, we’s gonna mek love all tru de night.”
The next night he came home and shouted ‘Bell One’
and she stripped naked.
Bell Two’ and she jumped on the bed. ‘
Bell Tree, and they started to make love. After a
few minutes the wife yelled out
“Bell Four”. “What de hell is ‘Bell Four’, woman?”
She replied: “Roll out more hose, man,you ain’t nowhere
near de fire.”