A husband was in bed one night and he was feeling horny.

So, he called his wife to come to bed.
As she was approaching the bed, she tripped and fell on the carpet.

“Oh, did my poor little cutie pie get a boo-boo?” the husband asked his wife.
When she finally got into the bed, they went at it like rabbits.
Afterwards, she needed to use the bathroom and as she was walking away,
she tripped and fell on the carpet again.  This time her husband said, “Dumb bitch.