A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and
orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows,
“One burger!” Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of
choppedmeat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm
a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the
grill. “That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen,”
the old lady says. “Yeah?” says the counterman. “You should
be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts.”