A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. “What size?”
asks the clerk. “Gee, I don’t know.” “Go see Sophie in
aisle 4.” He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in
the crotch, and yells, “Medium!” The guy is mortified!
He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.Another guy
comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, “Large!” The guy struts over
to the register, pays, and leaves. A high school kid comes
in to buy condoms. “What size?” The kid embarassedly says
“I’ve never done this before. I don’t know what size.” The
clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him
and yells “Clean up in aisle 4!”