There was a couple who did not want their children to
know when they were going to have sex, so they decided
on a code of ”writing a letter.” One day, Daddy said
to his daughter, ”Tell your mommy that Daddy wants to
write a letter.” The girl went and told her mommy and
the mom said, ”The red ribbon is coming out, not now.”
The girl went back to the daddy and told him. One day,
Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted
to write a letter. Daddy replied, ”Not now. Daddy already
wrote the letter by hand.”