A young man surprised his beautiful wife with a new cell
phone in celebration of their first anniversary. She
listened excitedly as he explained to her all the features
of her new phone. The next day, the blonde went shopping.
As she was shopping, her cell phone began to ring. Her
husband was calling her. “Hi hon”, he said. “How do you
like your new phone?” She replied, “I just love it. It’s
so cute and tiny, and your voice is as clear a a bell, but
there’s one thing I don’t understand.” “What’s that?”,
asked the husband. The blonde replied, “How did you know
I was at Wal-Mart?”