A bunch of guys are sitting at the local bar. They get pretty
drunk, and the topic turns to Bubba at the end of the bar
who, as everyone knows, has the biggest dick in town. One of
the guys gets enough courage to go up to Bubba and ask him
why he’s got the biggest schlong around.  Well, says Bubba,
every night before bed, I tug on my dick and tap it on the
bedpost three times. That’s it? asks the drunk. Yup, says
Bubba. So the guy goes home and quietly slips into his bedroom,
pulls out his thing, tugs, and taps it on the bedpost three
times. Suddenly his wife wakes up and says, Bubba, is that you?