A couple has a male friend visiting from out-of-state, when
an unexpected blizzard blows in, keeping him from traveling.
Since the couple has no guest room, their friend states his
intention to find a nearby hotel and be on his way in the
morning.”Nonsense,” says the wife. “Our bed is plenty big
enough for all three of us, and we’re all friends here.”
The husband concurs, and before long they’re settled in:
Husband in the middle, wife on his left, friend on his right.
After a while, the husband begins snoring, and the wife sneaks
over to the friend’s side of the bed, and invites him to have
sex with her. Naturally, he’d like to, but he’s reluctant.
“We’re in the same bed with your husband! He’ll wake up, and
he’ll kill me.”"Don’t worry about it,” she says, “he’s such a
sound sleeper, he’ll never notice. If you don’t believe me,
just yank a hair off his ass. He won’t even wake up.”So the
friend does so, and sure enough, she’s right. Her husband sleeps
right through having a hair plucked from his ass. So, she and
the friend have sex, and then she goes back to her side of the
bed.After about twenty minutes, though, she’s back on his side
of the asking him to do it again. The same argument follows,
another hair is plucked, and again they have sex. This keeps
up for about half the night, until after about the sixth time,
the wife finally goes back to her side.Then the husband rolls
over, and whispers to his friend, “It’s bad enough that you’re
screwing my wife, but could you at least stop usingmy ass for
a scoreboard?”