After working for many long, hard years a hooker decides to
finally retire. Fearful of spending the rest of her life alone,
she also decides to marry.
Having been with so many perverted men over the years, she felt that she
needed a change and committed to marrying only a virgin male approx.
The same age as herself.
She took out numerous ads in various newspapers around the world seeking a
male virgin approximately 55 years old. She finally narrowed her choices
down to one Australian computer programmer. After a thorough background
check, she was convinced that he indeed had never been with a woman and
they were soon afterward married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to change into her
nightie. When she returns, she finds that her new husband has taken the
bed and everything in the room and stacked it in one corner. Thinking this
rather kinky, she says, “I thought you had never been with a woman before.”
He replies, “That’s true, but if it’s anything like screwing a kangaroo,
we’re going to need all the room we can get!